Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue

In which John eats slobber carrots with drool, gross barbecue with drool, and hat. I’m glad to have this punishment behind me. Thanks to Henry and nerdfighte…

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25 thoughts on “Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue

  1. In which +John Green eats slobber carrots with drool, gross barbecue with
    drool, and hat.

    Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue

  2. I don’t want to in anyway impugn Henry’s fantastic slobbering technique
    but maybe John should have waited until Alice started teething so she
    could help out. Teething babies have mad slobbering skills

  3. I imagined slobber carrots to be much more slobbery and less spitty. Like
    physically put in ones mouth and then spit out. However I don’t think
    anything could have made it more disgusting than the spam covered in all
    that sauce. You poor man.

  4. You had fake spam which cleverly disguised itself as classy spam via the
    name “luncheon loaf”.

    I find this almost as entertaining as Cabbage Hat.

    Or superhero strength.

    Henry is adorable. <3

  5. EWIEEWIEEWIEEIWEIEEWEEWEWEWEWEFmgasdfngklasndfglkadngvk/lanfgliasdnfhla
    gagEEWWWWWWW.
    THAT WAS TERRIBLE. I MENTALLY TASTED ALL OF THAT AND IT WAS DISTURBINGLY
    TERRIBLE.

  6. When your son started “drooling” on the slobber carrots.. oh my god this
    video is perfect.