How To Get Your Son To Remove His Halloween Costume

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25 thoughts on “How To Get Your Son To Remove His Halloween Costume

  1. I’m familiar with the Onion but at first I thought this was real until the
    subscribe button appeared. I was so blown

  2. That woman is a saint compared to my parents. Now take off the goddamn
    costume, Spencer!

  3. The best way for Tracy to get her son to stop wearing that Spiderman
    costume is to simply seduce him into wanting to have sex with her, then he
    will remove the clothes to pull out his little weiner, after which Tracy
    can proceed to have sex with him until his little brain turns to mush. The
    Kennedy family also had a similar problem that they conveniently solved
    with a very simple lobotomy. It’s a very effective way to make a person
    much more positive.

  4. We should really start voting up the comments that don’t realize these
    videos are a joke. They’re just too good to be condemned to oblivion by
    downvotes

  5. The sad this is that this isn’t that far from the truth.. in fact, probably
    a lot more PC than reality haha

  6. I had my halloween party on saturday, and I didn’t take off the last part
    of my costume until just after midnight on monday >_> To be fair, though, I
    spent most of sunday passed out with a hangover.

  7. First you take off your cloths mommy then I’ll take off mine then we’ll see
    what happens.

  8. Only the Onion would find a funny way to show the painful reality of how
    parents suppress the imaginations of their children and treat them like
    slaves.

  9. “Only the Onion would find a funny way to show the painful reality of how
    parents suppress the imaginations of their children and treat them like
    slaves.”

  10. Hmm… something tells me she never wanted advice in the first place (I
    know this is the onion).

  11. That mother is stubborn he cant have fun and he puts him in the sipent
    trunk if i had that mother id bitch slap her if that is is mom

  12. At least show us how to get kids to remove it, even if its funny. You kind
    of just left it hanging. Common Onion finish the skit, your better than
    that.